You the King of Forest?

I’M ON A BOAT!!

So Awesome

Wow… Just, Wow.

ABC writes:

Three-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell is cute, cuddly and, for now, blissfully unaware of the shock value conveyed by his first and middle names. That may be changing, though.

The youngster was at the center of a recent dispute between his parents and a local supermarket that refused to spell out his name on a cake for his birthday party last weekend. A story in a local newspaper prompted an outpouring of angry online responses directed at Heath Campbell, 35, and his wife Deborah, 25.

“I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they’ve been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past,” Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.

“There’s a new president and he says it’s time for a change; well, then it’s time for a change,” he continued. “They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did.”

Wow, this just goes to show how ignorant people are. Yea, a name is just a name, but if that were the case, then why not just the name Adolf? This is obviously the work of two complete idiots. And if that’s not enough, look at the names of their other 2 children: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

Pff, and they say they are not racist? What kind of name is Aryan Nation? They are undoubtedly setting these poor children to be such great history makers.

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Mmm… Bacon Martini’s??

God truly has to exist.

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T-Pain vs Vocoder

HAHAHA~! Worth a watch for sure!

Thanks Z! Now you need to get one for here at work…

Awesome! TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES!

Hey, there’s no point in dragging mud in there.

Wine… why not?

Well, I usually only have a glass of wine when me and Ivy go to her parent’s house.  They have wine with everything.  It’s just so strange to me, because, well… they are white.  I’m mexican.  You do the math.  Anywho, my lovely got me onto drinking wine from time to time.  Of course being the novice-wine-drinker that I am, I stuck mainly with Whites and Blushes.  Here recently, the past year or so, I’ve began to expand my horizons with the Reds.  Red wines are surprisingly good, of course this is after you build up your taste for them.  I’ve got to say that some of the best wine comes from grocery store’s and cost about $5 to $15.  What her favorite wine is Torres Sangre de Toro.  This is a good wine… but not to start off with.  So this is the bottle we buy the most, as it’s only about $5 at your local grocery store.

The above is a host of wines that yells and sleeps in Arizona.  It’s produced a nice range with names that make them even stranger than the host.  Such as: Anubis, Chupacabra, Shinola, Nagual de la Nagua, and Primer Paso.  I have yet to try one of these beautifully bottled demons but can’t wait to get a few.  These were mastered by the shadows at Merkin Vineyards and the Caduceus Cellars.  For more information go to www.caduceus.org and be patient.

Btw, the host?  It’s none other than the homie Maynard James Keenan.

Enjoy!