Archive for the Drink Category
Mmm… Bacon Martini’s??
Posted in Amazing, Awesome, Dope, Drink, Drunk, Durnk, Early Xmas, So Right Yet So Right, Wine-o, Woohoo! on December 15, 2008 by reddevil7
Bawls G33k B33r… Mmm, Bawls. Wait, What?
Posted in Amazing, Drink, Fail!, Mmm Beer, Nerd Stuff, Nerd sh*t, Not so pimp, PWN3D, So Wrong Yet So Wrong, Sweet Jebus on December 5, 2008 by reddevil7
There are few items that I will not try for the name alone. Pea soup. Eggplant. And now probably Bawls G33k B33r will be added to this list. Bawls. That and the l33T lettering makes me want to just shove toothpicks under my fingernails. Do people really drink this stuff? Funny enough… it’s NOT EVEN ALCOHOL! Now, if this were an item that had alcohol in it, I’d probably try one but that’s because I fear no beer. But since this is probably some nerd r00t b33r with some kind of energy-laden shit in there. I’ll stick to my Heinekens and Corona’s. Btw, if you tell me you’ve had this… I will slap you.
Wine… why not?
Posted in Drink, Drunk, Durnk, Wine-o on November 12, 2008 by reddevil7
Well, I usually only have a glass of wine when me and Ivy go to her parent’s house. They have wine with everything. It’s just so strange to me, because, well… they are white. I’m mexican. You do the math. Anywho, my lovely got me onto drinking wine from time to time. Of course being the novice-wine-drinker that I am, I stuck mainly with Whites and Blushes. Here recently, the past year or so, I’ve began to expand my horizons with the Reds. Red wines are surprisingly good, of course this is after you build up your taste for them. I’ve got to say that some of the best wine comes from grocery store’s and cost about $5 to $15. What her favorite wine is Torres Sangre de Toro. This is a good wine… but not to start off with. So this is the bottle we buy the most, as it’s only about $5 at your local grocery store.
The above is a host of wines that yells and sleeps in Arizona. It’s produced a nice range with names that make them even stranger than the host. Such as: Anubis, Chupacabra, Shinola, Nagual de la Nagua, and Primer Paso. I have yet to try one of these beautifully bottled demons but can’t wait to get a few. These were mastered by the shadows at Merkin Vineyards and the Caduceus Cellars. For more information go to www.caduceus.org and be patient.
Btw, the host? It’s none other than the homie Maynard James Keenan.
Enjoy!
